Marketing Concepts

Some people find it difficult to get to grips with marketing concepts, so here’s some real life examples to get you started.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” — That’s direct marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” — That’s advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” — That’s telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” — That’s public relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” — That? That’s brand recognition.

1 Comment »

  1. MW_S said,

    March 5, 2008 @ 11:30 am

    You slept with the girl, next day she tells are her friends you were absolute crap in bad.
    - That’s negative publicity
    After a visit to your local GP some months later, you received the message you have now have the HIV VIRUS.
    - That’s Viral marketing

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